Quack Like a Duck Lyrics

Like many of you, I admire the fine American rock song, "Quack Like a Duck", by musicians G.O.A.T AND YOUR M.O.M. (band info) Although popularized by a YouTube video and promoted by a motivational article on cracked.com, this song has been around for a while, making a splash across the musical landscape throughout much of the United States, but mostly in Texas, including the South by Southwest SXSW Festival, amongst other respected art and media events. This song is often featured at private parties, including those thrown by the Skidmarxxx Pizza Gang, and also wedding receptions and corporate fundraisers.



The Goat and your Mom lead singer, Jack Loticus, has stated that the song and lyrics were inspired by a recent romantic interlude.

Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you buck like a horse when we fuck
Can you take every inch up your butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck

Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you fart on my balls when we fuck
Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suuuuuuck

You're old enough to suck
You're old enough to fuck
But you aint cute enough to where I want to knock you up
And if you swallow it whole can you take it up the butt
Now I might keep you around long enough to bust a nut

Well I want to knock you down
Cause I want to knock you up
All I really want to do is fuck you in the butt
Then you turn around and then you suck it up
While your girlfriend's behind me with her tongue right up my butt

Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you buck like a horse when we fuck
Can you take every inch up your butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck

Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you fart on my balls when we fuck
Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suuuuuuck

You're old enough to suck
You're old enough to fuck
But you aint clean enough to where I want to knock you up
Then you swallow what you sucked while you take it up the butt
Now I might keep you around long enough to bust a nut

Well I want to knock you down
Cause I want to knock you up
All I really want to do is fuck you in the butt
Then you turn around and then you suck it up
While your girlfriend's behind me with her tongue right up my butt

(c) 2007 Interscope Records, Jack Loticus, G.O.A.T AND YOUR M.O.M.

I of course attempted to find the lyrics to quack like a duck online, but was unable. So I listened carefully and wrote them down. Many people are attracted to the pelvic gyrating of GOAT'S front man Jack Loticus, which sends his genitals bouncing around. In the popular YouTube video, a man is seen fondling Jack's package for an extended period of time, with a smirk and confused gestures. Rumors have circulated that this man is homosexual, but reports from the gathering were that he was merely drunk and curious. Ever the professionals, GOAT took it all in good fun and didn't skip a beat. The video has also generated some notoriety because, at the end of the video, an audience member audibly makes a request that the band "play a n****r song". In addition, a young member of the audience is seen fencing with Jack's junk with a plastic stick, a move that did not negatively affect the performance of the song, as GOAT are used to similar audience reactions. Read more about the band G.O.A.T AND YOUR M.O.M. here.