G.O.A.T. AND YOUR M.O.M.

Described as "up and cummers" in the southern street rock scene, G.O.A.T AND YOUR M.O.M. have been delighting audiences throughout Texas and much of the south for the last decade.

This musical trio is comprised of a steady drummer (Thad), a ripping bassist (Steve), and a wild lead singer (Jack). Sources are unclear as to whether these are stage names or the performers' actual given names.

G.O.A.T.'s genre of music has been described as "backyard metal", "hillbilly hard rock", and "southern sadomasochist sound style".



Musical themes often include butt sex, drinking, butt licking, fighting, butt humping, and rocking out with your cock out.

G.O.A.T. of course stands for Greatest Of All Time, and M.O.M. stands for Microsoft Operations Manager. Just kidding. It's actually Gone On A Trip and your Methods of Mayhem, according to local sources at the SXSW festival. A local church minister, when interviewed, thought that the band stood for God Of All Things and your Missions of Mercy, but he was dead wrong. G.O.A.T.'s only mission is to rock.

While the band often perform as a trio, Jack often performs solo, in his trademark "Texas Sex Hero" outfit. The band has also been joined by members of the Dallas Philharmonic on stage.

The group can be booked for private parties and events, as well as faires and festivals. Just be sure your audience can fondle it, I mean, handle it!

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